关于 返回 图标的故事
"Do you wish you could get back to the basics
? Unwind, return, delete those virus-filled porn downloads, and fix your computer? Well, now you can by downloading this free icon pack
! Click here! Click here!"
Those ads about downloading the "back" icon pack
sounded so convincing. I listened to every word, but it eventually proved worthless. Sitting in my armchair, I thought to myself about how foolish I was, downloading a fake icon pack
promising to get rid of computer viruses, while dealing with milder consequences; a pending divorce and a bad download of "Squirt Me Not 3". I have to be honest though; I saw it once in a special movie
theatre, and it was better than the other ones, especially that part where…nevermind, let me just get back to what happened. After I had downloaded this free icon
, it ultimately granted me what I always wanted, a divorce, even though she left because she found that porn on my desktop. But it left me with something unwanted, a computer virus from the porn I downloaded. If only I could rewind time, making sure I download from the right porn websites in the first place so that I don't have to be suckered in by fake "virus-removal" icon packs
Disclaimer: don't be an idiot, this icon pack
won’t help you get rid of viruses or your dirty habits for that matter. Beware!